I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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