i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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