I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Randomize
