Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
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