what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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