We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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