You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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