I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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