we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Randomize
