Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
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