He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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