I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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