whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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