How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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