Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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