Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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