You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I met the friendliest cop last night
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize
