Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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