i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
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