ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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