Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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