dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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