Soap is not a condiment
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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