Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
Randomize
