I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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