he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
And then he peed in my hair
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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