So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Never underestimate the power of titties
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