it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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