I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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