I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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