Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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