we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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