Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
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