I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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