You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
she pinky promised me she was 18
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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