So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
i dont even know how to be here
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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