you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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