Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
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