yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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