new low.... made out with someone while peeing
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
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