i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
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