just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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