is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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