just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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