Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
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