Ambien. No doubt about it.
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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