Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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