Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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