I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
We got so high we made milksteak
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
All the doctor said was why
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
Randomize
