i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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