Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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