And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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