Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
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